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FEB 12 2007 Happy Birthday Abe

In honor of President Lincoln's birthday you can read the lyrics of a new song written with the fantastic idea of what may have really been going on in Abe's head all those years.

"I'm Your President" (audio coming soon)
music by Sam Lewis
lyrics by Sam Lewis/Daniel Hartman

From the soil of ol' Kentucky
Through the plains of O-hi-o
My soul has been a-rockin, while the others do-si-doed
When I moved away to Salem, the country was all bent
I became your president

You needed me in D.C.
The nation was at war
I sacrificed my own dream of being a guitar whore
Shouldda rocked this bitch like Geddy Lee
But Gettysburg got the best of me
I'm your president

A penny for your thoughts
A fiver for your time
Wastin time freeing slaves
Instead of bustin' rhymes
Four score and seven years ago
Democracy was born
Now I can grab a gui-tar and go on tour with Korn

X presidents:
ABE ABE ABE A-A ABE ABE ABE A-A
ABE ABE ABE A-A ABE ABE ABE A-A

I hear them shouting from the back of the stage
I hear their voices and their screaming my name
Well I guess there's really only one thing left to do
Gonna beat their whiny asses till their black and blue...
With the ROCK!

Abe: Hey Jackson, what's up bro. Cliiiiinton, word up homeskillet. Nixon my man, nice work...later Roosevelt, say hi to that lovely wife of yours for me...wait a second, who the hell are you?
James: Wha-wh-whaaaat? I'm James K Polk! The 11th president of the United States?!?!
Abe: Hmm...whatever!

Now I go to private parties dressed up in a tux
Pretending it's a good time when usually it sucks
I fill out all these papers, the bottom line's I'm spent
I'm your president
Yes I'm your president
I'm your mother fuckin president…Lincoln!

John Wilkes Booth: BANG!

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JAN 07 2007 Happy Birthday Jesse

DJ Cool J Kaz is 30 today, soon he will become a father. Mazel Tov!
Listen to a classic Soundwidth Radio broadcast featuring Jesse (age 24)

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DJ Cool J Kaz quits his job then spins his picks for the late night ISP drones

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JAN 01 2007 New Years Day

All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true it's true...
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I...I will begin again
I...I will begin again

Oh...
Maybe the time is right
Oh...maybe tonight...

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day